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Justice is costing us way too much.

when he licks his lips seductively

Anywhere he wants to who can stop him

plap plap plap plap plap plap 

The comfy sidelean.

Sofa sitting positions

You could say this a couple different ways

You never regret being kind.

Nicole Shepherd (via quotethatword)

I have to digress, I regret it every day so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ve been sitting on the idea of a headcanon comic of Mettaton’s story for quite a while, might as well at least try to start it

yes, it’s ghost popcorn

Part 1 / Part 2 / ?

He's too good for them, this captain is a lone wolf.

why wasnt captain underpants in the avengers

someone: *announces that they have low standards*

me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)

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