Good Morning! ☺️

How do you know all the Oompa Loompas names if they all look alike?

Families that have twin children would know which kid is which, right? Same concept. They may look identical but they each have very unique personalities.

Oh-...

Goodnight world.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

@onlyedwardscissorhands

My Oompa Loompas decided to make you a little tribute. They like you a lot.

Is it true that vanilla comes from Beaver butt cheeks??

Yes, but not exactly. It's extracted from the glands, called castor sacs, of beavers' butts. Somewhere between their pelvis and tail. Disgusting, yes. Tasty, yes!

Do you expect me to take your threats seriously? You throw tea parties with a little girl in a place called Wonderland.

The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭

And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me 💀💀💀

You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.

As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! 🏆🌸💘 Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. -@chocolatecakekween

For me? Oh, thank you! You really shouldn't have! How sweet!

You’re cute 💚💚💚

Heh...Mrs. Beauregarde is that you? 🙂

There's quite a difference between the occasional sweet tooth and eating sweets and candy for almost every meal.

What's your favorite food at McDonald's?

I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.

Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.

https://open.spotify.com/album/1crGZrX7cxvz6Fe9RTNiAm?si=9FHxfh-aTS2PUXBrtNSrpA&utm_source=copy-link

I know it's probably not your kind of music, but I really fell in love with it. Please give it a go.

H-how do I search the song? It's not a hyperlink, dear...

Maybe you could just give me the song name and the artist, that would work better. :)