I Don't Even Use Tiktok And I'm Pissed As FUCK. What The Shit?! Preaidents Are For The People... Dictators

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

Hero, with amnesia: I don't remember you but I know I can trust you

The villain: .....?!?!?!

EM DASHES, MY LOVES 😭😭😭

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

officially made a reader cry...am i a real writer now?

reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

every writer knows the pain of having an idea that’s “too good” to write because you know you can’t do it justice

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour