I'm Apparently Just Here To Mess With Childe 🧍‍♀️

some foul legacy Childe interactions? 👀

"*singing at 3AM* 'Hey Cyclopes!' *Proceeds to have a coughing fit* -Me

Yeah, so, I'm sick

I made a poor decision

So

A friend mentioned to me that Poseidon's trumpets mimic Ares' instrument in 600 strike and that Ares might have blessed Ody in the moment (Shout-out @dysphanic-redshift) and asked me why I thought that might be

In the myths, as far as I remember, Ctimene is a Warrior of Ares, while Ody is Athena's Warrior. Since Ody was so close to being reunited with Ctimene, knowing Ares, there was no way Ares was going to let Poseidon interrupt the reunion of his Warrior and his sister's warrior, hence the blessing

Jay is feeling like Odysseus XDXDXD

ALSO WTF POSEIDON????

"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?

It's been 2600 years, how long will this go, man?"

Oh my queen. I admire you.

Biblically accurate Golden Ninja

Y'all ever think about how in EPIC, Odysseus and Eurylochus calling each other brothers is kinda literal... They were brothers-in-law...

A very funny witchy interaction with Apollo ;

Me : Are you baiting me to eat? You don't gotta bait me to eat

Apollo : Don't I?

Me: ... ... ... fair enough. *Proceeds to eat another cracker*

man got lifted like a cat

interesting train ride

comms open!