I Still Have The Glow-in-the-dark Stickers My Great-niece Put Up In My Room Over A Year Ago. If That

I'm not saying I'm not attracted to my husband! I'm very much attracted to him, that's why I married him. The thing is, I'm not attracted to him because he's a man. I'm attracted to him because of who he is as a person and what he means to me.

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

The moss holds desire. The moss hungers. Feed us, Stanford. We are starving.

I'm going to need you to be a bit more specific. What exactly do you need to eat? Moss is autotrophic, so I assumed it would produce food by itself.

Ik his arms look weird but erm idk chill

Absolutely. Doomed yaoi tastes better than toxic yaoi.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

My husband might wanna take your heart out, all because I complimented you. Run. (Don't ask why I made this anonymous u know who I am)

I know exactly who you are. I am lost as to why you would compliment me, seeing as you and your husband hate me, but I am going to keep my heart inside of my chest for the time being. I'm certain your husband would have no use for it, considering it needs assistance just to work correctly.

FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER

I made yet another drawing of Pyramid Steve! This time around, Mabel wanted to fill in the "negative space" around him. The lack of clear lines is due to us running out of black chalk.

He's not online because his lazy ass is still asleep. Stanley Pines is still legally dead, after all. You can't arrest a dead man.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

Oh dear Lord, she found the fingerless gloves.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

The only thing I'm confused about is my own sexuality. Of course, homosexuality would be the easy option, since I have a husband. But I'm genuinely tweaking. (Did I use that word right?)

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.