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Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".

I finally got around to writing the first chapter of my Stobotnik fanfiction! I am still workshopping the name, but the placeholder so kindly suggested to me by my niece is there for now. I know literally nothing about writing and posting fanfiction, so if anyone has suggestions or tips, they are greatly appreciated.

I am writing this because I need to see these two happy together, but the movie directors do nothing but disappoint me. So I'm rewriting their story from the very beginning. 

Please vote Stone. Please. He is obviously the superior choice. I am actually begging.

I recently decided to start going to therapy. I got a therapist with the intention of working through past traumas, and I thought our first meeting went well. Emphasis on "I thought".

After our first meeting, she didn't just say that she couldn't take me as a patient. SHE QUIT HER JOB. I don't even know what I did wrong.

Okay, okay. I know what happened. Stanley and the Pope were smoking weed together to celebrate Stanley's win (Stanley and the Pope are good friends), when Doofenshmirtz hit the Pope with the Haveastrokeinator 3000, which was the only invention in his entire history that worked exactly the way it was supposed to. It didn't even explode afterwards.

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

*puts you in a blender*

How did you even manage to put me in a blender? Nevermind. Why am I in a blender?

Thank you for this, cat that is somehow on Tumblr. The moss will spare you.

Mr.ford why are you green?

I am green due to being mossed several days ago. I do not know who you are, but I am mossing you. You are now greened.