Every Morning For Breakfast I Eat The Goop I Can Get You A Recipe If You Want It Has Like 69 Protein

every other language be like “hello! where is the bathroom? i love you!” and latin is like “the cruel farmer savagely decapitated the young boy in the field”

4: Olivia’s resolve to continue the Journey/Joseph’s resolve to defeat Wham

She and Joseph both realize that in order to complete the journey, they must put aside their grief and complete what they started

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The Bob-Bomb plot in Paper Mario: The Origami King is literally just like every character death in JoJos Bizarre Adventure. I will elaborate if prompted.

Wizards WISH they could have my alchemical knowledge. Fire ball this and that blah blah blah I cast Molotov cocktail. That doesn’t work? Staff of molten metal spark shower.

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.

Happy New Years!

The continuous, unyielding march of time brings me nothing but terrible anguish, as I step closer and closer to a future I am nowhere near ready to deal with.

Hpapy 23 :))))

my parents almost named me altoid

fuck it, naming my kid Yarlf. just really getting gross with it.

Here, have a mirror of the final Nightly build of Citra (March 3rd 2024), and the most recent build of Yuzu I could find via the Wayback Machine. (February 28th 2024)

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

NO SUNDAY YOURE NOT JUST DEHYDRATED THIS TIME YOURE ASCENDING TO GODHOOD