In Fifth Grade A Boy Tried To Impress Me By Swallowing A Whole Tadpole Live And I Punched Him So Hard

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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3 months ago

Hello, guys!

I don’t usually post things of this nature, so I’m sorry if I’m doing it incorrectly. I’d like to inform everyone that there’s a young man in Gaza by the name of Beesho AlGhazzawi.

He and his family, among many others, are trapped in the northern part of Gaza without basic necessities for survival, and are desperately trying to flee the war zone as quick as possible.

Here’s the gofundme link! You don’t have to donate anything if you don’t have the possibility to. But I think sharing is the least we can do.

Donate to Help me support my family and children, organized by Bashar Beesho
gofundme.com
My name is Beesho AlGhazzawi from Gaza, i am still living the war as a night… Bashar Beesho needs your support for Help me support my f
4 months ago

me at 2am vs me at 2pm

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

3 months ago

the fact that, in the text post, bruce is the one slipping through dick's fingers kills me. bruce wont be young forever because hes not immortal or invincible, but dick's so not used to thinking like that. ouchie

*plays slipping through my fingers by ABBA*

*plays Slipping Through My Fingers By ABBA*
*plays Slipping Through My Fingers By ABBA*

This was made for this tumblr post I made a while ago.

5 months ago

expect an essay on "the library at the very bottom of this place" by the narcissist cookbook fairly soon but also i might make a different blog for my linguistics/essay shit. if i do ill link it but yeah :]


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3 months ago
Also, Spending Taxpayer Money To Provide Food Is "extremist" But Spending Taxpayer Money To Hire Cops

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".

4 months ago

okay i know that the blog this is from is very dead now but i quote this on a daily basis and i just think about it a lot okay

Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret

3 months ago

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

5 months ago
Update We Now Have Linnet #2

update we now have linnet #2

Bird!! Im Probably Going To Do More Later Because Yeah (i Dont Know How To Tag Things)

bird!! im probably going to do more later because yeah (i dont know how to tag things)


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5 months ago

if it werent so expensive i would just eat like a bear all the time. blackberries and salmon. 24/7. fuck yeah.

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therabiesfairy - the rabies fairy
the rabies fairy

he/him, artist, writer, heavily hyperfixated on dc (specifically the robins rn), traumatized and has the attention span and general inflection of a small insect thats been stepped on. enjoy

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