The Second-longest Work I Have Read Was A Fanfic, And That One Isn't Even Finished. Only The Expanse

Every time I see someone make a joke about "I hear you do strange things to your warriors", I have to restrain myself from making a joke about Chogoris' level of technology.

I know I shouldn't, but it's really tempting.

Instead I settle for making fun of the fact that Jaghatai called Fulgrim taking care of his sons a "strange thing" for him to do.

Miku binder Kharn?

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"Criticizing me means you hate me".

That's the other thing they're saying.

I don't hate my country. I love my country; I hate what the current administration is doing to it.

This is abuser propaganda.

"You're dependent on me, so regardless of how I treat you, you're not allowed to hate me."

Decent people don't trap people in cycles like this. Decent people treat others with kindness so people wouldn't have any reason to hate them.

So... appearantly when Bile falls asleep, he dreams of his fucking surgery thingy deattaching itself from him and conducting its own experiments. This is a genuine canon thing.

(I swear this man is only 50% mad scientist, the rest is just him being a silly tired gandpa)

So, what would you have had him do?

MF be like "Leandros should have gone to a chaplain or libarian and handled his suspicions of Titus in-house", and you know what? I get that. There's precedent for it. I remember reading about this big incident at the end of the Great Crusade where space marines handled suspicions of heresy in-house. I don't quite remember the name. Something starting with an "H", I think.

The straight razor I ordered came in. Tomorrow morning I'm going to find out if it gives me a perfect shave or just gets my blood all over the shower.

Hopefully the former.

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

That's just regular DKoK. Pain and excess are central to a Krieger's existence. Every one is born dedicated to obsessively seeking redemption, or, more accurately, the *feeling* of redemption.

we have to slaanesh the death korps of krieg

Life is unfair. That's why we should be.

Military nerds be like "I can suspend my disbelief for psychic powers, artificial intelligence, brain uploading, telepathy headsets, railguns, and spider tanks, but I draw the line at effective tank armor and air defense."