So I Bought Some Stuff At Tora-con And One Of Them Was This Doflamingo Figure That I Thought Looked Super

So I bought some stuff at Tora-con and one of them was this Doflamingo figure that I thought looked super badass.

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and then i opened it and cannot stop laughing 

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the fuCKING LEGS.

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SOMEONE TAKE THIS TOY AWAY FROM ME.

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5 months ago

i love writing fanfiction that has a stupid fanfictionass plotline like yesss that’s exactly where it belongs


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4 months ago

thinking non-stop about the Terry Pratchett Method of Deconstruction (TM) and how it works

[...] the wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. (Witches Abroad)

Take a common concept, metaphor, idiom, trope etc. "The wages of sin is death."

Invert, reverse or subvert it to highlight the inconsistency or issue. "But so is the salary of virtue." (Well, actually, everybody dies, right?)

While everybody's contemplating the philosophy revealed, overextend the metaphor and whack them in the back of the head with the joke like a comedic quintain while they aren't expecting it. "At least the evil get to go home early on Fridays."

He does it quite often and I love it every time.

5 months ago
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me
The Inherent Homoeroticism Of War Media: A Completely Unserious Presentation By Me

the inherent homoeroticism of war media: a completely unserious presentation by me

[note: some slides have been removed because they're literally just fancams and also i had more than 30 slides boo tumblr image limits]

BIBLIOGRAPHY (just going in order of slides)

and your knees are driving me wild - mash s02e08

george mackay has found his niche in homoerotic war movies

war stories are inherently homoerotic. that's how we got stucky

hangman you look good - top gun: maverick (gif by babyrooster)

letter of recommendation: watching masters of the air secondhand

it's not just sports - masters of the air e02

1 being not gay at all, 10 being liberace in an f-16

we'll go to chicago - band of brothers e01 (gif by @fkmylif3)

it is the law that every piece of war media

kim is a homoseggsual - kath & kim s01e02

Untitled (You Construct Intricate Rituals) - Barbara Kruger

The Secret History of Australia's Gay Diggers - Ben Winsor (+ Paul Fussell quoted within)

Sexuality, Sexual Relations and Homosexuality - Jason Crouthamel

Soldiers bathing in Malaya - AWM

Private Frank Crocker letters featured in Sebastian Faulks and Hope Wolf, A Broken World: Letters, Diaries and Memories of the Great War (2014), pp. 75-78.

mike's mic screencap my beloved <3

winnix gifs by @bandofbrothers2001 @preacherboyd @galebucky

winnix art by @andromeddog

winnix art by @onefineginger

In storms and at sunset by jouissant

winnix memes/text posts: 1 (@bleedingcoffee42) 2 (@krakerjaksstuff) 3 (@claudycod) 4 (@lewis-winters) 5 (@mon-mothmas-collar)

man is a hopeless creature i don't like much of anyone (@sluttyhenley)

You Create Intricate Rituals: The Homoerotic Action Movie - Rebecca Radillo (Lyvie Scott featured)

val kilmer icemav warrior compliation by @mavernick2

t as in top gun: maverick (@misaothewitch)

which is gayer (@holypowell)

we're fools to make war by whimsicule

all my roads lead back to you by liadan14

m*a*s*h video by @amrv-5 (+ reblog tags)

clegan/buck(y) gifs by @4o4notf0und @rcbertleckie

clegan fanart by @ifapromise <3

clegan memes: 1 (@rcbertleckie) 2 (@season-two) 3 (@ww2yaoi) 4 & 5

bomber's moon by moonrocks

**i tried to tag/link everything, if anything is broken or unsourced please let me know and i will endeavour to fix it! standard disclaimer that a) any discussion about war media based on real life people is based upon the fictional portrayals of those people and not the actual dudes. and b) this powerpoint was made for fun, it is not rigorous academic analysis. all opinions expressed are my own. please do not take it too seriously! that's all <3


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5 months ago

JEAN MARIE LEPEN QUI MEURE

BONNE ANNÉE TOUT LE MONDE

JEAN MARIE LEPEN QUI MEURE
5 months ago

Jake loves the tattoos that adorn Bradley's body.

The origami birds that take flight across his shoulder-blades. A goose, a swan, with a rooster gazing up at them.

The stark lines of the missing man formation of four F-14's, three shooting across his chest, with the fourth arcing up to rest over his heart.

No matter how many times Jake's fingers trace the aged lines of the B-25 Mitchell that rests in the crook of his elbow, Bradley won't explain the choice, only murmurs about it being his first, and that he is going to have it covered up.

He never does. But Jake's favourite, the one his fingers can't stay away from, is the little incomplete hangman figure he comes home with after his last deployment. Five months they spent apart. Five months new ink has been carried on Bradley's hip without Jake's knowledge and investigation. Five months where the spot Jake's hand rests as they settle to sleep has had seven empty spaces for letters. Five months Bradley has waited to play, Sharpie in hand. Counting the dashes, and even taking note of them being split into groups of 5 and 2, Jake still has to try his callsign first. "H" "Not your callsign you egotistical shit." Bradley added a frown on the blank face. "A" _A___ __ "J" "Nope." "K" "Are you using your name now?" "Yes." "No. A leg and two eyes added to the tattoo later, Jake is staring more intently at Bradley's hip than he has at any Bandit and then it dawns on him. MA__Y M_

The smile that stretches across his face hurts. It aches in the best way as he looks up at Bradley, the other pilot's gaze intent on him and not the artwork. "Yes." "That's not a letter." "Still my answer." Plucking the pen from Bradley's unresisting fingers, Jake fills in the missing Rs and the Y, before adding a big YES across Bradley's lower belly.

5 months ago

The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.


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2 months ago

the template would later branch out to any negative word, but the original naming scheme for sith lords was darth + a negative word starting with 'in', with the front cut off. e.g. Darth (In)vader, Darth (In)sidious, etc. in a return to tradition, my star wars property centres the fearsome Darth Cestuous

3 months ago

im trying to prove a point reblog this if youve experienced anything good or bad or nuanced or of any type of inclination at all

2 months ago
Was It Ever The Right Shade?

was it ever the right shade?

3 months ago

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