Shawn: I Am Beginning To Think We Made A Mistake.

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑‍⚖️)

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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!

Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*

Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*

Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?

Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it

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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?

Lassiter: ‘scalding’

Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’

Shawn: ‘Shawn’

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*during season 1 episode 12*

Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

Stranger: Aww he's so cute!

Jules: Thanks, he's a rescue!

Lassie: Please stop telling people that O'hara.

They are driving me up a wall at high speeds

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Stereotypical New Yorker Peter Parker has my entire heart ESPECIALLY if Tony is clueless

The two are strolling the city for a day and Peter’s chatting happily away before suddenly SLAMMING INTO TONY to push him out of the road, flipping off a rouge taxi, full “I’M WALKIN’ HERE” and everything. Meanwhile, Tony’s just losing it like “WHEN TF DID YOU GET AN ACCENT??”

reposting the best bts of the entire show

today at work this teenager came up to me and asked “do you get paid?”

like, no, jeremiah, i do this because getting yelled at by irate karens all day is my favorite fucking thing in the world.

Shawn: I sense… I feel… There’s something sinister and dark brewing nearby…

Gus: Shawn, that’s a coffee maker.

inspiration from here [x]