Psych Incorrect Quotes: A Series (cont.📻🔥🧑‍⚖️)

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑‍⚖️)

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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!

Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*

Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*

Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?

Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it

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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?

Lassiter: ‘scalding’

Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’

Shawn: ‘Shawn’

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*during season 1 episode 12*

Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit

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