Robert Rauschenberg and Susan Weil, Untitled (Sue), ca. 1950.
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Whats the story of you sleeping with a professor, like how did that happen?
So basicallyā¦I was taking this class called Fitness Theory and Practice. It was for a PE credit or something. There were three instructors and I just so happened to be assigned to his section of the class. As the semester went on, he and I would sort of crack jokes at each other. He was about 33, I think? So, he was pretty hip with the times and like, obviously in shape and shit (he teaches a fitness class). Eventually, I was like, āYou said you do personal training, yeah? Can we like, make that a thing?ā And he was like, āYeah, fa show. Put your digits in my cellular.ā So one night, he texted me and was like, āIām about to go to the gym. Come with.ā And I told him I couldnāt cause I had this health project I had to finish or something. So he says, āBring your stuff, come to the gym with me, then come to my place after and we can work on your project.ā At that point, I was likeā¦.this is weird, right? But I do anyway cause Iām a hoe. We get to his place and heās like, āWhere do you wanna start?ā And I was just like, āI donāt even know. I have this project, then your project for your class, then a Bio test next week. You donāt just wanna give me an A on your project so I can work on my other stuff?ā Yāallā¦.he goes, āThatās fine.ā El oh el. I was like, āWait, what?ā Then he goes, āLetās finish your health project then we can study for your Bio test.ā At this point, Iām like, is this dude a homo? Why is this happening? So, I decide to push it. I go, āItās already hella late, I donāt know what weāre gonna get done.ā He goes, āYou can sleep here. Weāll study until we canāt and you can crash so you donāt have to drive to your place.ā By now, Iām like, Oh⦠Def gay. So, because Iām me, I say, āThen Iād have to sleep on a couch and that just does not sound idealā¦ā He laughed and goes, āNo you wonāt.ā
Then we had sex.
To anyone that hasnāt had their first kiss yet, or has never been asked out on a date, or asked anyone on a date, or hasnāt had a significant other yet: please donāt worry about reaching an age and not checking these things off. Thereās nothing wrong with being 20 and not having been kissed. Thereās nothing wrong with starting college never having had a boyfriend/girlfriend/romantic partner. You arenāt weird or an outcast because you havenāt been on a date by a socially constructed time frame.
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