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Faux Pas: French for "fox pass", this is when a behavior or comment that is otherwise considered socially unacceptable is allowed because a fox did it and foxes cannot be held responsible for their actions. It is spelled wrong because the French like to feel special.

its fine to walk around naked in front of your maids its like being naked in front of your pet dog

sexy evil characters who snap their fingers to activate their powers could do anything to me

what if meijack (mayjack?), like her father, is weak for blondes

also a little farcille:

Miguel is really beautiful and i think these are his most beautiful pics

What they don't want you to know about gay sex is that you don't even have to stick anything in a hole. You can have gay sex just grinding on each other's thighs while you give your partner hickies.

This applies to t4t, too.

Open me up

Take the scalpel to my sternum

Collect my blood in a cup

Slide it down to my appendix

Split my skin open

Caress my body slowly

Take in my hemoglobin

Reach inside and start pulling

Am I not enough?

Remove my organs individually

I'm your star for snuff

Organize them big to small

They are not necessary

Clean out my insides

I love you mon chéri

With tears I pledge loyalty

You fill my cavity

With gears and ticking

You sate my depravity

And yet I hunger for more

You show I am enough

Through pain and pleasure

You cut my inadequacy - it's slough

A surgical lover mending the broken

You love me for me

You make me greater

You fill me with glee

You own me

You don't want control

You want to see me happy

You want to make me whole

You are succeeding

I was broken

You fixed me

I've awoken

You love me

We love each other

Two broken people

Slowly mending rather

We fix each other

Like two machines doing maintenance

Like two dolls doing repairs

Like two supplicants doing worship

Like two people doing their best

SHE KNOWS

Me and the terrifying supercomputer i pulled by understanding the sexual allure of the machine

At this point I need to tape a disclaimer to my forehead that says “if I become close enough friends to u I will have a crush on u at some point” bc I’m just a massive lesbian like that. It’s nothing personal