Wizard Who's Too Lazy To Name Things Properly And So Can't Ever Find The Incantation She's Looking For

Croissant manatee 🥐

13 minutes is being generous. It rarely makes it 5

Easy entertainment

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

How kind of him

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.