I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.
Jack: You guys better eat healthy tonight, we have a rally tomorrow.
Race: *literally shoving sugar packets from the table so they can eat them later* Ok
Jack: Boys, what are you doing?
Albert: *opening up a sugar packet and emptying the contents into his mouth like a king being fed grapes, muffled around the gross amounts of sugar* Ignoring you.
reblog this if u agree triggering people is wrong, even if you don’t think their trigger is ‘that bad’/real/valid in your (wrong) opinion.
Then neither is biphobia. Neither is homophobia, neither is acephobia. No one is afraid of them. They just hate. So let's call it what it is. pan hate and bi hate and gay hate and ace hate because that's what it is.
Also stop hiding and saying panphobia. You are the afraid of pansexual people. You dont like them. There's a difference.
Panphobia is not a real thing.
If you give an Albert a seltzer, he'll want a water instead.
Anyone who does not reblog this is an idiot.
If any of y'all want to talk about anything, whether it's a question you want an answer to or a rant that you just want support for, I'm here. It doesn't matter if you think you're being annoying, becuase I promise, you aren't. It doesn't matter if you think others have it worse, because your experiences are valid and you deserve the space to voice your mind.
Also, if you need a new, parent, younger sibling, older sibling, estranged aunt, crazy cousin, etc. I've got you.
If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask or talk to me becuase I'm always open.
Crutchie: *on the walkie-talkie* The trapper base is heavily guarded by attack dogs!
Davey: That’s bad.
Crutchie: Negative, they’re good boys.
Davey: I have an eidetic memory.
Race: So what you're saying is that you're great at spelling bees.
Davey: I mean yeah, I've seen the word spelled before.
Can they flirt, aftg edition
Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.
Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.
Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.
Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.
Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.
Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.
Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.
Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura
Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.
Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET
*shopping for their new home*
Jack: We have plates already!
Davey: We have three non-matching plastic plates that Race stole from various Cracker Barrels.
Jack: They’re microwave and dishwasher safe.
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