I'm not afraid of bi people (that's what biphobia is by the way. Phobia means fear not hate) I also don't hate them. I hate you because you're personality and because you can't accept people different from you. I hate you because you have just told me and my 10 year old sister and my neighbor and 3 kids I train that they aren't valid. I hate you specifically NOT becuase you're bisexual. Becuase I couldn't care less what you're sexuality is. I hate you becuase your head is so far up you're ass you don't know how horrific you sound and it makes me and a whole lot of other people sick that people like you exist. That people like you, who blatantly hate people for no reason, exist. So no I'm not biphobic and I don't hate bi people. I hate you becuase of your personality. Funny
Pansexual does not mean I have erased your gender identity. If you think that then you ha e no place to speak. Also bisexual does not always mean all encompassing. Bi means 2, so although it can be all encompassing it can also be quantifiable, meaning you can limit it as well. Pansexual mean all. This means that I love you're personality, which most people don't just fall in love based on looks anyways. But it doesn't mean I've erased you're gender identity. (1/2)
Please be quiet. I’m tired of you and your biphobia.
Crutchie: So tired of being a human, I want to be a flower
If any of y'all want to talk about anything, whether it's a question you want an answer to or a rant that you just want support for, I'm here. It doesn't matter if you think you're being annoying, becuase I promise, you aren't. It doesn't matter if you think others have it worse, because your experiences are valid and you deserve the space to voice your mind.
Also, if you need a new, parent, younger sibling, older sibling, estranged aunt, crazy cousin, etc. I've got you.
If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask or talk to me becuase I'm always open.
Imagine Andrew Minyard and everything is the same but he has a bearded dragon in Fox Tower who he loves and takes care of so well
Davey: Did you finish the last of the powdered doughnuts?
Spot *mouth full*: No
Davey: What’s on your face
Spot: Cocaine
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
Jack: Have you seen Spot?
Davey: Who?
Jack: Short, strong, runs Brooklyn?
Davey: …
Jack: Looks like if Sunday was a person?
Davey: Oh yeah! He just left!
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
Can they flirt, aftg edition
Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.
Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.
Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.
Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.
Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.
Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.
Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.
Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura
Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.
Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET
reblog this if u agree triggering people is wrong, even if you don’t think their trigger is ‘that bad’/real/valid in your (wrong) opinion.
Davey: not to be technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution
cj // she/they // your favorite crier's favorite crier
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