Ooh, Please Wise Potato Assist Me. It Would Be Great

I like my men how I like coffee….rolling off my car. beep beep beep

I need everyone to understand that even as Palestinians, with everything that we grew up witnessing and learning about, some of what we've been seeing unfold in Gaza is still too horrific for us to bear or wrap our heads around

I swear there's times -like now- where I want to go up into to the mountains and have a cabin with a garden, animals, herbs and so on. I was meant to be an old mountain witch.

Addicted (Draco Malfoy x reader)

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Summary: Y/N discovers a surprising truth after reading Malfoy’s mind.

Pairing: Draco Malfoy x reader

Title Reference: Addicted x Saving Abel

Word Count: 1.1k words

Warning: mention of sex, swearing

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I would be lying to myself if I said it was embarrassing to be seen with Malfoy. Sure, he was one of the worst people in Slytherin or the entire school of Hogwarts for that matter but it was something about him that kept me drawn to him.

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

I’m so fucking dumb. I meant to say “You’re Fine,” or “‘s okay. Im sorry,” for bumping into each other.

Instead I said “You’re sorry? okay, thanks?”

I fucking wanna die.

Mhmm that too. I wanna be dead after that.

I would hope that I was used like a rag doll. I need to stuffed in multiple ways. I want to be a dead whore. 😂

It makes me giggle at the fact that you’re like nanami, now. I want both Nanami and Sanemi to tag team me. Like good bye walking. (It would be so worth it)

bestie tag-teaming implies they’re taking turns and that’s just not good enough.

I need BOTH. At the same time. I need to be a double stuffed spit roast incapable of breathing or leaking anything that ain’t them.

If I’m alive at the end of it, then we’ve gotta go again because clearly something didn’t go right. If my hair is still attached to my head?? They need to grip it harder. It my hips are still properly set?? Someone force me into the splits because clearly I wasn’t doing my job correctly.

How does one act when they are called a MILF??? 😂😂 So….where are my kid(s)? I did I adopt someone?😂

how they make you cum - ateez

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warnings : overstimulation, fingering, oral, daddy kink, praise, degradation, mean dom yeosang, spitting in wooyoungs, big dick yungi

wc : 1.1k

a/n : i haven’t done hcs since my tokrev days and i gave up making that moodboard :(

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