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band practice

I both love and hate this hell-sight

I let out several audible sighs reading this

It’s beautiful

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

Repeat after me, folks!!

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be pro-Zionist.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be anti-Semitic.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be homophobic.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be transphobic.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and hate on other minorities/religions.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be racist.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be an asshole.

Xenia is such a crucial part of Hellenic paganism. Anyone who disagrees with any of these points can kindly fuck off my blog.

more whatnot

I love Lord Hermes!!!! (Thats it thats the post)

”one day i am gonna grow wings” except its jack kelly wanting freedom in death

i absolutely adore the headcanon that riz is just a total creature™️

like his ears move like a cat’s, depending on what he’s hearing and his emotions

his pupils dilate, also depending on his mood

he has sharp fangs and claws and a tail with a little tuft at the end

his tail helps him with balance and dexterity and he can use it to hold on to and move things, but it can’t support his whole body weight like a prehensile tail

he doesn’t have fur per se, but his body hair is very thin and soft and covers almost everywhere

he hisses and snarls and purrs and sometimes even chitters (the way cats do to imitate birds)

if he gets cold enough, he will enter a state of torpor (basically involuntary hibernation, but more short-term and easier to wake from)

idk i just love him

I have a headcanon that goblins express their emotions in similar ways to cats. And also that Riz perhaps isnt the *biggest* fan of this.

(This is funny if you know what happens in season 2)

This is the guy who is going to shoot a fairy’s fingers off one by one

Everyone shut the fuck up and look at my son he is 2 inches tall and is The Ball

He’s probably taken Kristan to the ground by doing this several times.

headcanon that riz likes to wrap his tail around his friends’ legs, just as some casual affection. the only problem is that half the time they forget that riz’s tail is there and try to walk and inevitably end up eating shit

(he doesn’t do it to kristen because he knows she’ll forget and will absolutely 100% fucking die)

It’s cannon that half of one of gorgug’s shirts is like a toga on Riz, so imagine how big the full one is.

Now I’m picturing the bad kids using one of Gorgug’s shirts like a straight jacket on Riz when he over works himself

thinking about the Bad Kids sharing clothes. like

- gorgug’s hoodie is basically a communal hoodie at this point (everyone is seen wearing it at some point) (it’s like. a dress on riz)

- adaine has a scarf that everyone likes to steal because it’s so soft (fig showed ayda a picture of boggy wrapped in it and ayda cried. real tears)

- the girls + riz love to steal fabian’s muscle tees (they don’t fit gorgug) (fabian buys one that’s way too big for him so that gorgug can steal it) (he pretends not to realize that it’s way bigger than his other tees) (cause he’s embarrassed that he did something nice) (the others clock it immediately but pretend they don’t for fabian’s sake)

- kristen has the ugliest socks (the kind that go around each toe like gloves) but they’re so comfortable (everyone’s ashamed to be seen wearing them) (but they’re so soft and warm and they might be enchanted??? no one knows) (if someone is seen wearing them they just exchange grim white-boy-tight-lipped-awkward-look-away nods and don’t say anything about it)

- riz has a scarily large assortment of hats that no one’s ever seen him in (no one knows why, or how, he got them) (they’re in every hat style imaginable) (usually one of the Kids will just borrow a beanie, but kristen has tried a cowboy hat on occasion) (it was slapped off of her head immediately)

- fig has tried to make her leather jacket a communal jacket like gorgug’s, but it “doesn’t fit anyone else’s aesthetic” so instead she always has a pair of (not fingerless) gloves with her in case anyone gets cold

NEWSIES REFERENCE?!?!

shoutout queerplatonic fabriz.. all the homies love queerplatonic fabriz

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*scrolls back*

*sighs*

*reblogs*

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

Feasting like a king tonight

The summer stinks one is both that summer is bad and also smells bad because of sweat

newsies lyrics i think are severly underrated

"summer stinks and winter's freezin' when you works outdoors / start out sweating, end up sneezin', in between it pours" (carrying the banner) this is just fun and relatable. also the double meaning on stinks is funny

"though you wander lost and depraved" (carrying the banner) calling them depraved is lowkey crazy

"turns out that love ain't blind, it's dumb!" (don't come a-knockin') realer words have never been spoken.

"and a prayer becomes a vow" (seize the day) this is just beautiful imagery

"if the life don't seem to suit ya, how 'bout a change of scene? / far from the lousy headlines, and the deadlines in between" (santa fe) this is so tortured teenager

"we'll get your pay back with some payback" (brooklyn's here) i love the wordplay here

"the world finds ways to sting you / and then someday decides to bring you something to believe in" (something to believe in) if i ever got a newsies tattoo this would be it

"and if you're gone tomorrow / what was ours still will be" (something to believe in) this is such a lovely way to look at something with an uncertain future

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Nope I saw it too

Did anyone else see Jack and Davey playing footsie on that Statue at the end of „The world will know“ in 92sies or is it just me

Percy Jackson core

"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

Saving for later

guess who finally figured out how to scan documents into pdfs?

here at last is the Newsies production booklet in full :)

Christian bale’s face Jeramy Jordan’s voice

I'm suffering from what I call "Christian Bale Newsies" syndrome and it's where despite liking livesies more than 92sies (I'm not just telling myself that, I like livesies better) I only imagine Christian Bale when imagining Jack Kelly.

It was really fun

we were talking abt strikes and unions today in school.

guess who started thinking about the newsboy strike of 1899

THIS GUY.

like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

I did a whole history presentation on it

we were talking abt strikes and unions today in school.

guess who started thinking about the newsboy strike of 1899

THIS GUY.

How do I also tell them I’m obsessed with the real historical event that inspired a musical

I hate it when people don’t know what newsies is and I have to tell them I am obsessed with a musical about the 1899 newsboy strike

I hate it even more when that person I had to tell walked up behind me and saw my 6 chapter fanfiction about it

Why is Albert always punching the air in livesies