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im sorry for being insane and lesbian but I was just jumpscared by Peter Steele’s playgirl photoshoot and. He’s pretty, yeah whatever, but 1) 11 inches is fucking terrifying, and 2) THE WOMEN HE POSED WITH WERE SO FINE???? PLEASE LET ME SEE MORE PHOTOS OF THEM ESPECIALLY THE BLONDE GOOD LORD 🙏🙏🙏

reblog from insta 'cause why not

“jesus christ looks like me” i don’t think jesus was 6’8” with massive tits

Nsjsjajaksjakans pretty gothic vampire man ily

im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search

SPOOKY MONTH

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

No, when I said I would "rearrange your guts" I meant that I am going to rearrange your guts. It's not a metaphor for sex. Get on the vivisection table.

Sure though, I guess your clothes can stay off I guess. Yeah, I guess it could kinda be seen as a sex thing if you like. But like. It's literal rearranging of your organs. What did you expect here, man

yeah

queue the endless line of potterheads across social media saying this doesnt mean anything and that they should still b able to buy harry shit and watch all the new shows and games but they r #progressive so ppl shouldnt be mean to them contributing to her wallet to fund her bigotry

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

OHHH so when you eat the skin in your lips it's fine bUT when I eat your first born it's a problem???

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

This is a comedy

And spania like it’s fucking Spain you dipshit 😭 do you need a map? Do you need to see it on a map???

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

bugtesting

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

I have too much time on my hands

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

does anyone have any thoughts on hamlet before my exam tomorrow

Dressing masculine properly for the first time and looking in the mirror and finally seeing YOU holy shit holy shit this might be real

the problem with liking male characters from media is that, when I look up edits (bc I love my characters they’re all so pretty) either A. The edit’s a thirst trap, or B. The comments are people swooning and drooling. Can a masc nonbinary get my fix of gender envy characters without seeing people say out of pocket things. No. Okay, mb.

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you