Happy Two Days From Halloween! Have Some Quotes!! (Part 12)
Happy Two Days from Halloween! Have some quotes!! (Part 12)
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Jared, to Evan: If Karma doesn't hit you, then I fucking will.
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Alana: If you got arrested.. what would be the charges?
Jared: Theft.
Evan: Disturbing the peace?
Zoe: Aggravated assault.
Miguel: Arson.
Connor: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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Evan: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Zoe: No.
Miguel: I did not
Connor: I think I may have actually forgotten one-
Jared: Also no.
Evan: Oh good, neither did I.
Alana: *Exhausted sigh*
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Jared: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Alana: You hang out with Evan, Zoe, Connor, and Miguel.
Alana: It's not as high a compliment as you think.
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Connor: The floor is lava!
Alana: *Helps Zoe onto the counter*
Miguel: *Kicks Evan off of the sofa*
Jared: *Lays on the floor*
Evan: Are you.. are you okay-?
Jared: No.
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Evan: Fine! Judge all you want, but-
Evan, pointing to Zoe, then to himself: Dated a gay person!
Evan, pointing to Jared: Left a man at the altar!
Evan, pointing to Alana: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer!
Evan, pointing to Connor: Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire!
Evan, pointing at Miguel: And you live in a box!
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Jared: Evs is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Connor: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Zoe: Tackle him!
Miguel: Dump him-
Evan: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN!
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*Squad's reaction to being told that their 'the chosen one'*
Alana: I will not let you down.
Zoe: Sounds fun.
Connor: K.
Jared: No, I'm fucking not.
Miguel: Do I HAVE to?...
Evan: Please God, I am so tired.
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Evan: Is the slap mark still visible?
Connor: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Zoe: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Alana: Gonna be honest... A palm reader could tell the person who did that's future just by looking at your face.
Jared: The phrase 'talk to the hand cuz the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you because the hand IS your face.
Evan:
Evan: Y'know, the word 'yes', isn't hard to say. At all.
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Zoe: DUMBEST SCAR STORIES, GO!
Alana: I.. burned my tongue once drinking tea :(
Connor: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Evan: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from the first grade when I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil.
Miguel: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave, and it spilled on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Jared:
Jared: All my scars are emotional. Mostly because I'm not an idiot.
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Evan: I am not at all proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.
Alana: But Evan, we don't smoke. And Connor hasn't for like, two months. Neither has Miguel.
Evan: Cut the crap... I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Evan: *Points at Connor* One, *Points at Miguel* two, *Points at Jared* three, *points at Zoe* four, *Points at Alana* five.
Evan: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette in my hand.
Jared: *Sighs*
Jared: *Puts a cigarrette in Evan's hand*
Evan: Thank you. ...Light?
*All simultaneously pull out lighters*
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Alana: Christmas lights?
Evan: Check.
Alana: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Evan: Check.
Alana: Santa suits?
Evan: Check.
Alana: Shovel?
Evan: Check.
Jared: Alibi and bail money?
Evan: Chec-- wAIT WHAT?!
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Evan: Jared kissed me!
Alana: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Evan: It was just- so- unbelievable!
Alana: AAA! OH MY GOODNESS! OH MY GOSH!
Zoe: Okay, we want to hear everything. Alana, get the wine and unplug the phone. Evan, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Evan: Oh no, it ended very well.
Alana: Do. Not. Start. Without. Me!
Zoe: Alright, now let's hear about that kiss. Was it like, a soft brush up against your lips or was it a, you know.. "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?
Evan: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know? And then.. Oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Zoe: Ohhh... so was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?
Evan: First they started on my waist in then they slid up and were in my hair.
Alana: Awhh!
Zoe: Ooo~
*Meanwhile*
Jared, eating pizza with Connor at his house: So then we like, kissed. I guess.
Connor: Tongue?
Jared: Yeah.
Connor: Cool.
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Evan: Stressed.
Jared: Depressed.
Connor: Possessed.
Zoe: Obsessed.
Miguel: Impressed.
Alana: Chicken breasts-
Zoe: What the fuck?
Alana: Sorry, I know, I just wanted to join in.
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Zoe: You know, when Evan comes over.. Connor can get a little bit...
Jared: Psycho?
Alana: Scary?
Miguel: Drunk?
Zoe: All three.
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Zoe: Out of Connor, Evan, Jared, me and Miguel, if you had to, who would you punch?
Alana: None of you! Your my friends and I wouldn't punch any of you!
Jared: It would be Evan, wouldn't it?
Alana: ...Okay yes, but I don't know why.
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Jared: Is it just me or is instant ramen better uncooked?
Evan: It's just you.
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Connor: You spent all your money on THIS?!
Miguel, putting tiny raincoats on baby ducks: They live outside. They need this.
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Connor: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed on the souls of the living, I strike fear into-
Zoe: You sleep with a teddybear.
Connor: hE IS THE SECOND IN COMMAND OF MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Jared: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "There are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants so much more advanced than us.
Evan: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Evan: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Jared: Kill me nowwwwwwWWWWWWW
Evan: No can do. I need you for help with my homework.
*Insert Jared glaring at him*
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Evan: N.. No!
Jared: A fair rebuttal. However, consider the counterpart:
Jared: Y...yes?????
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Connor: Are you tall enough to play basketball, though?
Jared: Are you calling me short?
Connor: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
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Evan: Tomorrow's garbage day.
Jared: I can't believe they made an entire day just dedicated to you.
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Alana: Hey, aren't you Connor Murphy?
Connor: Are you a cop?
Alana: N..no?
Connor: Then yes.
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Miguel: Life could be worse, Connor.
Connor: Yeah, life could be a lot better too!
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Jared: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Evan.
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Evan: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Jared, deadpanning: I'm a Taurus.
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(Trying to lower my stress levels with these lmao)
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Jared: Let me copy your homework.
Connor: I was gonna copy yours.
Jared: Well, shit.
Connor: Guess I'm just not doing it, then.
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Evan: I can't tell if your just incredibly arrogant or a genius.
Jared: On a good day, I'm both.
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Connor: You read my fucking journal?
Zoe: Well, at first, I didn't know it was your journal.
Zoe: I thought it was a very sad, handwritten novel.
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Evan: How stupid do you think I am?!
Jared: Do you really want an honest answer to that?
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Jared: What the fuck?? People actually tell their crushes they like them???
Zoe: What the hell do you do??
Jared: I die?? What kind of question...
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Connor: I should be allowed on Ghost Hunter TV shows.
Evan: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts...
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Evan: Why is it so hard for you to believe me??
Alana:
Evan: Oh right. The lying.
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Evan: I made this friendship bracelet for you :)
Jared: Well, uh, I'm not really a jewelry person...
Evan: You don't have to wear i--
Jared, holding the bracelet away from him: No, I'm wearing it. Forever. Back off.
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Jared: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water, and 100% handsome.
Evan: That's 200%
Jared: I'm twice the man you'll ever be
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Jared: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Connor:
Connor: I like you.
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Alana: You think your smarter than everyone else...!
Jared: Oh, I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else.
Jared: I know I am.
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Alana: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Connor: No... well, their slowness.
Alana: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Connor: Now I have a plan.
Connor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Alana: I couldn't do this without you, Zoe.
Zoe: No, you probably could, just not as stylishly.
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Jared: I want to kiss you.
Evan, not paying attention: What?
Jared: I said if you died, I wouldn't miss you.
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Evan: I’m in love with you.
Jared: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Evan: I know.
Jared: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Evan: I fell—
Jared: From heaven?
Evan: No, I literally fell—
Jared: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Evan: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Jared: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Miguel: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Connor: Oh. We're going out?
Miguel: Wh...
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Miguel: I'm gonna go take a shower.. wanna help me out?~
Connor: You've... never taken a shower before???
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Jared: We both look very handsome tonight.
Evan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Jared: I couldn't take that chance.
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Connor: Miguel is playing hard-to-get.
Connor: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard-to-get-rid-of.
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Miguel: Are you ready to commit?
Connor: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Zoe: So you like cats?
Alana: Mhm :>
Zoe: *Tries to impress her by slowly starting to push a glass off of the table*
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Alana: Why don’t you go talk to him?
Jared, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Alana: What? So you go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Jared: He could hear me.
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Connor: Did it hurt when you fell-
Miguel: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Connor: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs
Miguel: ...
Connor: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Alana: Are you trying to seduce me?
Zoe: I don't know, are you seducible?
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like hello sir.... where have you been, again?
I mean. Don't get me wrong I'm happy to see you
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@youraveragemiscellanyenjoyer it has been done
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"god I hate people who draw falsettos marvin this way" "fuck people who draw whizzer like that'"
*edited*
...guys, do you know what an art style is???? cuz', this seems pointed. I see what you mean. I completely agree.
But hear me out. Along with these posts, could we consider? Maybe? Some constructive criticism? People should draw them more accurate.
They SHOULD.
But how should they do it? Realism art? It's a foreign concept to me. I try and it absolutely fucking sucks and i'd love to be a part of this fandom showing that the characters are real people but
It's kind of
Just
Very "do this. No other explanation. Change it."
Look, I really want to. And I am trying. But could we like, make a space for teaching people? Cuz I am stumped dude like fr. Need some guidance.
sincerely, a tired lesbian who is infinitely more tired of seeing this everywhere. thanks
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I'm back! (to wreak havoc, of course) welcome to my chaos, it's gone un-updated for.. one year? two, mayhaps?anyhow, hello!enjoy my gorgeous insanity
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