Just Thinking About A Mech Cockpit As A Stim Toy, There Would Be So Many Buttons To Press And Switches

this one

this one understands

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

it was a bad pain day yesterday so i was using my cane and i said to my bf “when i use my cane it makes me feel like i should be prescribing mouse bites.” and bf did not know what i meant so i sounded malignantly insane

The sommelier from John Wick 2, drunk af: we're having a clearance sale.

Find these in @anim-ttrpgs 's rulebook for Eureka :3

We're offering a large selection of slop and abysmal dogshit today if anyone's interested

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle