Swissghostrealtor - The Tables Keep My House Hot

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

Is there a way to put screenshots underwater when you're in desktop. I don't use the app but I want to feel part of something

This is the best.

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

right ways to get mad at catholics: your institution and your practice of beliefs has irreperably harmed millions of people, end the lives of more, and brought struggle and strife to many cultures on a global scale

wrong ways to get mad at catholics: you believe in "sky daddy" so you are stupid as fuck

THANK YOU KAMINO

"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

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Gay Person: I’m gay

Straight Person: I don’t care as long as you don’t hit on me [forced laughter]

Gay Person: Don’t worry about that, you’re not really my type anyway.

Straight Person:

Straight Person:

Straight Person: wat the fcuk did u just say

The senate meeting was cancelled due to some technical issues

Fox saw this and continue walking on.