I 'VEALWAYS KNOWN THEY SWITCH POSITIONS!!!!!
After they got married, Sherlock randomly starts introducing John and/or himself with a double name, despite the fact that they both decided to just keep their names as they are. John, obviously, doesn’t say anything against it, in fact he loves the little proud face that Sherlock makes each time he gets to introduce himself as “Sherlock Watson-Holmes”, but - and it takes John a little while to notice it - at times Sherlock exchanges the two last names and makes it a “Holmes-Watson”.
At first John can’t quite make sense of these very randomly occuring changes, nor can he place the almost gleeful smirk accompanying Sherlock’s name being mentioned first other than as Sherlock’s usual, occasional hubris.
That is, until the realisation what the decisive factor is hits John unexpectedly at their next crime scene, and he pulls Sherlock aside, not sure if he should rather be angry or burst out in a giggle fit.
“Sherlock, you cock, stop doing that!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking-”
“Don’t you even try. Just… stop switching the names.”
“John, as you might remember, we didn’t agree on having a shared name, so neither of these two options is exactly false-”
But John cuts him off by pulling him dangerously close, which makes Sherlock startle for a moment, and drops his voice as he continues:
“But I, for my part, do not want the entire Yard to eventually figure out that it’s code for ‘who of us topped last night’, so I suggest you drop it or I’ll make sure there won’t be a Mr Holmes-Watson for a very long time.”
shit like this makes me so sad
just gonna leave this here…
Antis: TomDaya is so over!!!¡¡¡! It was just show service Tom & Z: don't deny they are dating and instead laugh about vacation stuff Z: posts a snapchat with Tom a few hours ago, making clear they are hanging out and stuff Me: totally, they are not a thing, yeah ok swettie...
I love this
Anon: Can I request a Tom Holland request? Where the reader is a friend of Harrison and Tom and her can’t stand each other and are constantly annoying the other. Until one day the three of them were out somewhere and some guy is flirting with her, kinda making her uncomfortable and Tom gets mad and protective and it changes their relationship? If not it’s totally cool lol ❤️ love your writing!
Harrison had been looking forward to finally being back home after months in Montreal with Tom and Harry. He looked forward to reuniting with his family and friends, especially (Y/N), his other best friend. Though Tom and (Y/N) had a similar love for Harrison, the two had always butted heads. The small rivalry started when they were only five and Tom had tugged on (Y/N)’s braids in her hair on the first day of school, Harrison had gone to comfort the crying girl who was so upset over the loose braid.
Harrison had suggested that he should meet up with (Y/N), wanting to catch up over dinner. The girl had agreed, missing her friend just as much as he had missed her.
Harrison had forgotten to mention that Tom would be joining them on their outing. She gave Harrison a pointed look as soon as her eyes landed on Tom’s frame.
“I’m not sitting with that.” She said, pointing her finger at Tom, causing him to roll his eyes and scoff.
“Like I’d want to sit with you.”
Continuar lendo
FINN?
naked???
leaking?????
Sometime during Infinity War…
Thanos: RRRAGH! *grabs Spider-Man and smashes him into the ground*
MJ: *watching the whole thing on TV* OH NO HE DIDN’T!!! *rushes out*
Five minutes later…
MJ: *holding onto her smol little Peter like a teddy bear as she LITERALLY roasts pieces of Thanos on a campfire*
Tony: *to reporters* It’s ridiculous. I mean, we got every guy we could afford and got our ass kicked, and then this random girl suddenly comes outta nowhere and rips him apart. Like, she actually ripped off the arm with the Infinity Gauntlet and beat his skull in with it. I’m seriously thinking of hiring her as an Avenger.
On Battlegrounds, the first and the last.
How beautifully our system works
a “missing scene” during the summer of ‘89
Let the boys be together!
spiderman rather take pictures of himself as spiderman for the newspaper. how good are you with selfies?
bonus+
guys if you think sebastian stan is attractive reblog this. my friend thinks i’m the only one who thinks that.