Such Beauty

AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’

She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.

Alright this is gonna be a random weird question but here we go anyaway. The volleyball team I was on in high school had this game where we had to yell bingo, bango, or bongo every time someone touched the ball. In that order. So I saw your blog title, promptly had a war flashback, and decided to ask: DOES YOUR BLOG TITLE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT SILLY VOLLEYBALL PRACTICE GAME

Sorry for the late reply but I'm sorry to say that my title doesn't come from a volleyball game. It's actually slightly referencing Lars' "bingo bongo", but it's also just a dumb saying that mutated from several family anecdotes. So unfortunately it doesn't relate to your wild volleyball days but it's funny that my simple title brings up such specific memories.

*hearing the soothing voice of tiilei say “I’m here for you”*

Me, tearing up: m-mx kaner you give me life and serotonin free of charge. I would die for you

Mysterio: we are facing beings from the foundations of the universe that make up the elements. We simply call them...Elementals

Me: alright calm down you drama queen Captain Planet wannabe. A:TLA did it first

How about a Saints Row AU?

:O Like, that the nerd herd are a gang? and trying to take out all the other gangs in the city? 

Perhaps they save Tadashi’s life from the fire, and induct him into the gang then, where he learns of their plan to grab all the territory in San Fransokyo. It’s surprising, because Honey Lemon and Wasabi and Fred and Gogo are a small gang, and none of them seem particularly cruel or terrible. But then Tadashi witnesses one day Gogo break a man’s arm completely in half, theres a lot of gorey details, none of the others even bat an eye, and he no longer doubts.

The leader is unknown to Tadashi. Just a mysterious person the others talk about whom Tadashi is not allowed to know the identity of yet. Despite this, Tadashi still helps, and he invents things/hacks other gangs’ technology to give our nerd gang a leg up over the larger numbers in the other gangs.

It helps, a lot, and soon all the other gangs are down and San Fransokyo is theirs. 

But then, their leader is kidnapped by the police chief, and Tadashi learns that it was his little brother Hiro pulling the ropes all along to try and clear out rival bot fighters and more dangerous men from the streets - all to try and make San Fransokyo safer, in his weird and anti-hero gang leader way. Tadashi is absolutely in shock, but he doesn’t have time to have a crises over if he ever really knew his little brother, because they all have got to get their gang leader back.

- Megamod

His tongue… >///<  ♡ ♡ ♡

BILL CIPHER

No offence but the greatest hero in the entire awfully painful Chimera Ant arc has got to be that young surgeon who, without batting an eye, performs surgery on this fucked up bug queen thing she had probably just been debriefed about on the way there. Like this chick just casually chats with these crazy monsters around her and even offers support to the soft bird boy when he's panicking. This woman doesn't give a fuck. She's probably seen shit 100x crazier than this before, what with working with all of the crazy hunters out there. I bet she was one of the people to operate on Gon after the whole fiasco and while all the other doctors are screaming about how this shouldn't happen to a normal being, she's just like 'man this is totally that crazy bastard Ging's son. The both of them are always finding new ways to kill themselves. Awesome. Time to save this crazy kids life then.' I'd like to believe this jaded young woman was the only reason Gon pulled through, and that's because she's seen some shit through her years, and that includes the mess Ging made with his own body. She's a pro at this now.

Tadashi just being incredibly happy with Hiro calling him “niisan” cuz I am total weeaboo trash

Me: *constantly worries about whether or not I'm truly bisexual*

Me: *Stresses about the fact that I could be enforcing a bisexual mindset upon myself out of a desire to be different*

Me: *Thinks about my sexuality WAY too often*

Me: *Finally asks friends about what they think about my sexuality from an outsiders point of view*

Friends: Lmao we thought you were either lesbian or bisexual as hell as soon as you stepped foot into this group. You're so gay at times we're all surprised you don't spew rainbows.