Gets A Job As A Therapist But As My Patients Tell Me About Their Awful Lives I Just Sit There Going "oh

Ugh, I'm such an archetype

The other day I was thinking about all my fandoms and realized

Well at least my first follower is honest about being a bot

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

CHALLENGE

you have FIVE SECONDS to become cute

5-

woah holy shit

jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool

This could actually happen in the show and I don't know how to feel about it

SALAD FINGERS PLEASE?????

THE TITULAR CHARACTER from SALAD FINGERS got an abortion!

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

Trying to hold my laughter in chemistry

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)