Tumblr Is Full Of Phrases That We Are All So Desensitized To That They're Just Normal, But If You Say

wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

The new season is going great

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

The conversation between Martin and Tim that he overhears in the hall is also really funny. The fact that they're talking about how he should probably go to therapy meanwhile Jon is foaming at the mouth and screaming the date of the recording like he can hear the clock ticking

I just started season two of The Magnus Archives today, and I've just got to say Jon's rampant paranoia is so funny to me

Like, he's not even good at hiding his investigations. He goes to his colleagues' houses after work and the very next day they're like "Jon what the fuck" and report him to their boss who is so done with his antics

And also he's so focused on finding out who killed Gertrude Robinson (a valid concern) that he does not even notice Sasha is POSSESSED. The single-minded focus is insane.

in stars and soup :tm:

Quetzalcoatlus! poised to spear her prey!