Friend: Hey,how Many Straight Ships Do You Have ?

me: *sees otp whispering in each other's ears*

me: *hyperventilates* *faints*

also me: *gets angry* *flips table* JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY OMG

No offence, but they all look the same.

Phase heard by almost every K-pop/C-pop/J-pop fan (via duende-scripturient)

Praying

Wonwoo: What is the difference between people that pray in a church compared to those who pray in a casino?

Jun: For starters, I’d like to think that the ones that pray in a casino do it much more sincerely.

I don’t want to dab anymore.

Not Bambam (via theamazingsehun)

It’s not an OTP unless you are lying in your bed at 2am crying about the fanfiction you just read

“what is wrong with you?”

Wonhui: *sitting together on the plane*

Junhui: do you think Vernon is okay? Should I text Chan and see if he's comfortable? I hope Minghao has eaten something-

Wonwoo, whispering: no one deserves you

Junhui: what?

Wonwoo: i said you're uGLY

Junhui: oh. I'm sorry you feel that way. You look handsome as always Wonwoo ♡

Wonwoo, sweating and whispering : what the fuck wonwoo what the fuck he's beautiful and kind how could you s-

One of my special talents is reading smut with a straight face.

Ah, another big glo up