blanca slander so real
Y'all remember the Banana Fish part-time job artworks? Well I remembered it so now it's my job to share my unwanted opinion on all of them :)
With Ash it just really depends on his mood
He's the fastest deliverer if he wants to
But he's also the guy to deliver your pizza with half the pizza missing and his explanation being: "sorry bro I got hungry"
Also your order will "mysteriously disappear" if you don't tip him enough
I mean it's canon that Shorter works at Chang Dai
He wants to be the future owner of the diner so his grind is strong đź’Şđź’Ş
Makes the customers feel comfortable and I just feel like the vibe would be good with him.
I can see him having fun at this job
Problem is when he starts to have too much fun and gets too invested in people's businesses
He's gonna know every secret in every neighborhood that's nearby
Bonus point because despite acting like he's a delivery boy from the 1900's (definitely tried to speak like them as well), he does a good job
Staff was so right for this
Puppy happiness increases by 1000%
Okay first of all he ABSOLUTELY KNOWS what he's doing so this is an amazing job choice
Will give his clients actual helpful advice and make sure they look STUNNING
Also he definitely lets you rant about your day and will gossip with you whilst fixing your mascara
(and he absolutely calls his clients "honey" or "sweetie" so bonus point)
Minor problem is he WILL judge you if he doesn't like one of your requests and he WILL let you know
I do not trust this man with my drink.
The adult one looks ashamed. The child one looks angry. Screams until I die.
oh sweet angst,,
what if I started biting people. What then.
band-aid ^-^
’Not for people who are good at living’ baby that’d be a sweet sentiment if you weren’t making it HARDER
every now and then i think about how asagiri literally said bsd was made for people who aren’t good at living. like he was onto something with that
Hey ask me about the inherent heteronormativity of top/bottom discourse in fandom
new batch of xie lian memes but theyre just really sad and existential this time hahaa
Omg yes the brother ever
They/he/itNonbinary Autistic19 yoAchillian and Sapphic cause life is just like thatLiterally no idea why I made this stupid fucking blog, I just had too many thoughts and nowhere to put them
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