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Bertha Boronda (from the first San Quentin photo set I posted) was sentenced to five years in prison for “Mayhem” in 1908.

What’s “Mayhem” you ask? Apparently in Bertha’s case, it’s cutting off your cheating husband’s penis with a straight razor, disguising yourself as a man and fleeing by bicycle.

The Cook County Herald, Grand Marais, Minnesota, August 22, 1903

Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales (2002)

Christmas will be here before we know it.

i feel like i'm going Italian

NPR

Trump administration purges websites across federal health agencies

Research and basic information on subjects ranging from tuberculosis surveillance to adolescent health disappeared from federal health agenc

Great.

So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v

I like it when tybalt tells mercutio to “have at thee boy” because it’s like a really old timey “try me bitch”