Steve, Walking Into His House: Hello, People Who Do Not Live Here.

Finney, in a crowd and can't find robin: this calls for drastic measures

Finney, cups his hands around his mouth: FINNEY SUCKS

Vance: *from across the street* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Finney: wait what

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.

Steve: whoa. look at that. who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Eddie: that would be my home.

Steve: oh and it is LOVELY. you know, you're really quite a decorator. it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. that is a NICE boulder.

Robin, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Finney, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Robin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Finney: You and me!!!

Robin, tearing up: Okay.

Steve: So what's for dinner?

Eddie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat

Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas

Bruce: I would kill for all of them

Steve: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Dustin: Mine just says "Dustin no."

Steve: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Steve: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend…Eddie and Nancy are still angry about it but me and Robin were drunk and thought it was funny.

Vance, tending to finney wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Finney: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.