Eddie: Hey Uncle, Me And Steve Are Dating Now

El: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, i’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Eddie:

Eddie: i'm gonna tell her

Steve: don't you dare.

Robin: Steve made me care about stupid things.

Nancy: Like what?

Robin: Friends. Humanity. My well being.

Steve, happily cooking in the kitchen with a goldfish apron on: Don't forget the morals!

Robin, sighing in despair: And... [Gags] morals.

Finney gets a tattoo of a robin in memory of Robin

Finney: this is for you robin

Robin: awww I love you to finn🥺

Paul: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

David: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Amber: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Dwayne: What was the color called before then?

Marko: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

Knowing Bilbo’s effect on elvenkings and elven lords (and elves in general), it’s probably just as well Thingol never made it to the Third Age.  He wouldn’t have stood a chance.

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Robin: Hey, aren’t you Finney?

Finney: You a cop?

Robin: No.

Finney: Then yes, I am.

Griffin: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Billy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Steve: The next person to say ‘weird flex but okay’ is getting a kick to the shin.

Eddie: Preposterous boast but alas.