Butt Tbhe Favidbowie Ballshujigglong Goblibabe!?!???

Okay! We're married now :)

I went into the out

Me: :(

Mobius M. Mobius: *exists*

Me: :]

If Will was the main character

Damn House's first name is Gregory? No wonder he turned out out like that

Send this to your friends, we need the largest data pool possible. I am actually very surprised at who's ahead rn...

I didn't want to have to do this, but I really wanted to do this...

@girlwholovesturtles IM ACTUALLY CRYING

Martin is a bath towel. Jon is an old dish cloth. Michael is a scarf. Elias is a pocket square. I bet we could fabric cast everyone this way. Why? I don't know. It just works

I work at a gas station at night. For whatever reason, generally, the store gets empty around 10 and then gets clusters of people at 11. So I, when I come back out from the back room and see people... I have not played Minecraft in MONTHS. For whatever reason, my first thought is

"the mobs have spawned"

Are you me?

Yes

I feel like this guy on a regular basis

It's a cruel, unfair world. And I intend to keep it that way!

I didn't want to have to do this, but I really wanted to do this...