Elias And Hannibal Would Get Along, I Think. Will And Jon Would Be Too Much Soggy Mental Illness In One

Being alive is walking around and saying "now where could my pipe me?" but you don't have a pipe you have debt and it's not missing either.

It's an honor to be of service 🫡

once upon a time, a friend of mine was writing a silly short horror story and she wrote this metaphor that went something like "its skin stretched over its bones like a balloon full of sticks" and that has stuck with me for years since. Almost every passing day I see something and think of the balloon full of sticks. The visuals, a silliness, the horror once you visualize past the silliness. Masterful. Thank you @souporwholock for writing the single best line in history.

My blorbos after I pick them up and shake them REALLY hard:

Can we bring back David Tennant in places he shouldn't be but with 15? I'm just laying in wait, hoping a good pose happens soon... If it hasn't already...

POV ur a dalek

No thoughts, only :O

If Will was the main character

Hang on let me imagine something real quick

Jon: [sweating, pointing at a conspiracy board] ... Do you understand now, Martin?

Martin: [crocheting with Jon's conspiracy board yarn]

Jon: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CROCHETING WITH THE CONSPIRACY BOARD YARN?

Martin: I made a bee :) it's for you

Jon: You!? You...!! [sighs] It's very cute, Martin. Thank you.

Castiel would enjoy animal crossing but it would be such a pain to teach him how to play

Dean: alright, I'm on your island, where are you?

Cas: The pink one is following me relentlessly please help

Dean: Retail. She does that

Cas: *running into a table* Evil labyrinth

(Dean takes Cas's 3ds and makes him exit retail)

Cas: I bought this in there. For you

[gifts Dean a pavé table]

Dean hates pavé furniture. Naturally it goes in his favorite room.

Dr. Coo tensely awaits the council's decision

(his name is actually Bowie he says hi)

Will there be pigeons in season 3? I just feel like you can't go wrong with pigeons in season 3

That's up to the Pigeon Central Committee.