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is this how making friends work. do i win

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

i sure hope being gruesomely murdered isn’t ur fetish. it certainly isn’t mine. hope this helps 🫶

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

as a D1 floater friend, going to a tiny ass high school is weird. it’s like. i know EVERYONE. i play sports, so im friends with the popular soccer players. i’m in advanced classes, so im chill with upperclassmen. i like art, so im friends with the nerdy art kids. and to make it WILDER, my dad works at the school with behavioral kids. so im friends with the skaters, stoners, and even the kids who get suspended every other week that most people are AFRAID OF. i’ve lived here not even a full year and i’ve got a wider circle than some of the mfs that grew up here. and i’m an INTROVERT.

happy ostara!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

me too tho. :/

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

new pronouns just dropped <3

We’re out here in the dark laying on the ground to stargaze. I missed the shooting star. I think I was distracted by you. How are you so beautiful that the night itself doesn’t compare? I hope the moon isn’t jealous, but by god it ought to be.

this is strangely motivating. thank you @loozerboykisser

I can’t die yet I have more substances to abuse!

“that much sugar is bad for you” “that much caffeine could kill you” listen karen. unless you wanna try fighting my sweet tooth and caffeine addiction in hand to hand combat, stay out of it. i’ll die exactly how i want to thank you very much.

PSA for incense users:

incense are rly rly bad for the respiratory system of ur pets so when ur burning incense, do it in a room ur pet doesn’t usually spend a tone of time in and just open the windows

if ur burning an incense stick and u wanna put it out, you can dip it in water or just stub it out on like a rock or something. if u stub it out, it relights easy! if u use water, just snip off the part that got wet and boom, instant relight!! (great to prevent waste)

that’s all i got thanks for listening!!!