Whoever Invented Beds Was A Fucking Genius Im Just All Cozied Up In Here Like U Don't Even Know How Cozy

Exuse me? This figurine you sold me that you said was in mint condition? Yeah I ate it and it tasted nothing like mint. I want a refund on my $300 and I need you to pay for my hospital bill.

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. March will bring blessings.

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I’m sorry if you try to talk to me and I ignore you, I am not really present or sound of mind

*flirtatiously* i have no real connection to reality 😏

ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

i have to tell you by Dorothea Grossman