Sojunked - 𓆝

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

life goes on no matter what and that’s both comforting and heartbreaking

sometimes i remember i exist and i’m just like oh fuck

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever

it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

exchanging headcannons with your mutuals

i love not talking #theobserver