I Love Personalization. I Love Stickers On Water Bottles And On Laptops. I Love Shitty Marker Drawing

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

wait don't unfollow me, I'm complex and morally ambiguous

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

weird and off-putting but endearingly so

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

a word of advice: open your windows. wash your sheets. exfoliate your legs. read a paperback. make your bed. moisturize every inch of your body. go to sleep with soft skin and sheets that smell like the wind and a mind full of words worth dreaming about

life goes on no matter what and that’s both comforting and heartbreaking