I Now Pronouns You Husband/wife

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

something i keep experiencing

My brain works like this

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

i basically halve a phd in philosophy because i think about things all the time

They should invent a not being exhausted

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

it should be illegal for the weekends to last literally two seconds like what the fuck

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave