Sometimes I Think Of Tma Verse Gerry Talking About How, “It Hurts. Being Like This. And It’s Not

This has been in my head for weeks i couldnt let go of it

An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train

going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon

please I need this as a crack fic so bad

TMA AU in which Jonathan Sims got himself a car after the promotion. He's not exactly a car person, but that's what people do, he's pretty sure of it. And he can do so much with that car. He can bitch about the parking in central London, he can use it to spy on his assistants, he can name the car, live in it for a while, have it stolen, have it confiscated, have it vandalized by every avatar in Britain. When Jon is on a run, he throws away his license plates and can't find them after his charges are cleared. He loses his driving license too, but that's alright, he can just consult with the Beholding to avoid police. At this point everyone tells Jon to leave the cursed pile of metal somewhere in the woods already, but he can't just abandon his beloved automobile! What do you think he named it? I think Barnabas. I also think the car became sentient and drove away after the apocalypse, as per the laws of the genre. Jon met Basira in one of the domains, asked if she's seen his car and got smacked immediately.

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING I FOUND AN ISOPOD PICREW

make you as an isopod and tag some mutuals!

here’s mine:

tagging @justbugsnstuff @willdisappearintothelonely @futuristicreviewdelusion @humanteethmarksonhumanbone @bat-luun @iwanttorundirectlyintothesun @onequeermushroom @oxthemoron @thesnailtraveler @depresseddm-thedndkind @spunxter + anyone else who wants to join!

ok au where after becoming archivist jon starts getting into the habit of making vent tiktoks in his car after work because tim showed him how and at first he was like “this is stupid” but then it genuinely started helping him decompress so he just kept doing it in secret. and he eventually he gains a minor following who are becoming increasingly concerned because it goes from “the most INSUFFERABLE statement giver came in today” to “i got fucking KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!!”

really looking forward to the elias reveal in protocol where he shows up the office and alice comes to the horrible realisation that her weed dealer is related to gwen

Yeah, sure I’ll keep drawing Gerry and I’ll be so normal about it

Michael distortion

I made a very tiny sketchbook. Considering making an earring out of it because imagine having earrings you can write in???