I Did A Thing ..Oh No Now I Can’t Unsee It !!

I might actually be the worst person alive next to James Roberts

Look i can explain!

That wasn’t a Decepticon you hit, Blitzy…what in the name of Primus have you done? I felt like doing a doodle a scene from my Blitzbee Family AU story Gone Too Far.

Will do more doodles of those scenarios later.

So ive been seeing this post alot lately:

is that Breakdown?

and WHAT IS A CONJUX???

well, this was the first result. yessssss…

oh. OH. YAS….

LITERALLY TRANSFORMERS IS THE FIRST FANDOM THAT I STARTED SHIPPING IN.

IM SO HAPPY.

cute matching icons for you and ur conjunx endura!!!

feel free to use whenever, wherever haha i really wanted to make these but have no use for em so go crazy

I feel like when people hear IDW Transformers is really gay, they assume it’s fans projecting, but no. I’ve done the math. Straight couples barely exist. I can think of like three off the top of my head, and that’s only if you count Thundercracker writing self-insert fanfic about Marissa.

So, come on down to the gay robot emporium, because we’ve got married ones! Single ones! Alien-dating ones! Screwed-up ones, because when you don’t have the one Designated LGBT Rep Couple™, it frees you up to do unhealthy as well as healthy relationships! We’ve got casual flirting not played off as jokes, because–as one of the writers said–it’s a homonormative society, and there’s nothing weird about assuming a guy and his friend are married! Hell, IDW Transformers has three trans lesbians. That’s three more trans lesbians than i’ve ever seen in anything outside Sense8. Holy shit.

100% Canon relationships/characters:

This isn’t even a complete list. Proxima’s girlfriend Acceleron exists, but hasn’t shown up in the comic. I’m not even going to get into the whole Tarantulas situation, or Orion Pax and the senator. It would not be a stretch to say a good bit of the story depends on Prowl’s (many) disastrous relationships. Brainstorm once punched a hole in space and time with the power of gay love. Chela and Metrotitan (the golden bird and blocky guy) are ancient, city-sized, semi-holy husbands. The reboot better be just as gay or I’ll riot.

I’ll leave you here with a panel of Soundwave flirting with an oblivious Cosmos.

hey guys i can’t wait until the rid15 episode finally airs where breakdown throws a barbecue for his son and his new friends and they all love him

(im rly sorry if this was already posted ;v)

(it’s just a shitpost for what I apologize once more~)

I’ve just stumbled upon Takara Tomy’s manga: Unite Warriors (wich is kind of set after TFP) and myyyyy looord, I think my life is finally complete.

In the last chapter BD, who was ressurected after events in TFP, reunites with Knock Out and they live happily ever after~

I mean, just look at his facial expression! He is literally c r y i n g when he sees KO~~~ (after seeing this author(me) sheds some tears ‘n’ dies from feeeels)

now I can die in peace knowing that my children are happy and together, lmao

Did you think I’d kiss you? really?

sfx crew + 1 demon minion ‘u’