What A Nice Day To Remember That Knockout And Breakdown Are Canonically Married

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Hello! May I request headcanons of tfp breakdown, tfp knockout, tfp starscream and tfp megatron being turned human and human s/o introducing them to candy and other human made treats.

Thanks for the cool request @marionette-warrior I love me some cons

Breakdown:

-Even as a human he’s still big. Like big and beefy 0Of! He’s got yellow eyes and dark blue hair

-You ask him how he got stuck like that and all he says is “Shockwave”

-He brings up eating human food and you suggest some sweets, so you go to the nearest candy store you can find, then proceed to buy as much as you can

-Breakdown gets whatever you say is good

-When you get back home, he pops one of them in his mouth, he like why is it so fragging sweet?

-You also bought some sour stuff, when Breakdown eats on of those he tries to play it off like he doesn’t care about how much pain his tongue is in. But he is sweating and his face is all red.

-His eyes are watering, after a few minute Breakdown spits it out and glares at the bag of sour candy.

-Overall: Breakdown likes candy but sour stuff can frag itself

Knockout:

-KO is of average height, he’s got red eyes and red hair. Everything is fragging red.

-After spending 3 hours perfecting his look, he’s ready to go buy some human food

-Knockout only gets the candy with nice packaging and he’s very selective~

-Knockout can’t handle overly sweet things (besides you) as he has sensitive teeth

-He loves chocolate though

-You bought some pop rocks and Knockout downed the entire pack. But once they started popping Knockout flipped out, he thought you were trying to poison him. He got really dramatic but when he realized it was just how the candy worked, he wanted more.

-KO likes fizzy candy

-Overall: thinks candy is interesting

Megatron:

-Megs is tall and wider, he’s got silver hair and purple eyes (edgey oc)

-He first refuses to go anywhere as a pitiful human but he caves in over time

-Megs just lets you buy stuff, he’s too busy talking with Shockwave about how to reverse the effects

-Megatron tries one thing and he hates it, it’s waaaay too sweet

-”I demand you get a refund on these disgusting foods, this could kill a predacon. I should kill those fools!”

-”Megs no…”

-You go all the way back to the store and get all the bitter candy you can find

-Megatron thanks you, he enjoys the bitter candy much better

-Overall: he like coffee flavored candy and bitter things

Starscream:

-Bird boiiiii, he is tall and narrow he still wears heels so he’s extra tall. Gray hair and red eyes

-You want to do what?

-He flat out says no and struts away, but you buy the candy anyway

-You get back to your house and Starscream is on your bed sulking

-He stares at you with red puffy eyes and sniffles as he raises his huge eyebrows

-You throw the bag of sweets on the bed and leave

-At first he just looks at the contents of the bag, and goes on complaining about his pitiful state

-But he gets bored

-Starscream grumbles and pops something in his mouth, to his surprise he likes it. He continues to devour the candy.

-He peeks out the door and walks over to you, “While the sensation of food in my mouth is utterly disgusting, I have nothing better to do so I order you to retrieve more.”

-”Aye, Aye captain”

-Overall, food is odd and it makes his mouth feel strange. He secretly really likes sweets

another gift(?) for @knnw-a thanks for always being supportive <3<3

and lineart cuz I always prefer them more than colored ones 

That’s mean!!!!!

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