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bat-erina

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

My family is so good at gift giving I can never compete. My dad kept “borrowing” my aunt’s oven mitts so she made him a robe out of nothing but oven mitts.

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

the whole “fiction doesn’t affect reality” argument is actually kinda racist…

bro jus like me fr :')

Wednesday: I don't think your mother approves of me.

Enid: Don't worry about it. She doesn't approve of me, either.