Guys They Just Uploaded Judgement, And I’m So Sad, My Nails Don’t Match

yeah 💖

Unfriendly reminder that Chip is younger than Troy, barely older than the Prime Defenders, and almost the same age as Shilo and Emizel

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

I’ve been thinking a lot about the clockwork troy and I have my official contribution of theory.

What if Troy was never human?

Both the real Troy and his mom die because of complications from childbirth, and Extraordinary Lougferd feels like he can’t replace his wife, because nothing could ever replace her. But Troy? That can be arranged. Troy becomes the first clockwork soldier, and the standard ones come later. They’re presented first as friends for children, with a young mechanical Troy and his human older brother being used as example. They eventually evolve into servants, then soldiers. All the while, Troy is none the wiser that he isn’t organic, all updates and modifications being done while he’s asleep.

Troy being called the baby of the family? That’s cause he was a baby when he died. Him saying concussions cancel each other out? That’s because sometimes when you whack a device, you can get it working again. Him knocking someone out for stuttering? That’s his subconscious keeping him from being knocked out to fix malfunctions. Terrorist Troy? That’s the clockwork soldier programming activating. He has no idea everything he does is because he’s not human, simply because he was never human.

Guys I just counted how many minutes are there worth of riptide and then converted it into hours and HOKY SHIT 200H OF PURE CHAOS AND THERE'S STILL MORE???? I am NOT finishing this until summer istg 😭😭

Are there any Blink centric fics out there

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

if you give people shit for pirating the jrwi patreon you are the biggest fucking loser they have not posted ANY free content in months and all the updates on new free content are ALSO paywalled. idc if its only 5 dollars and "worth it" some people (me) cant afford that. if you can afford to its definitely better to financially support them but also they have 8k members i dont think theyre exactly short on money. suckening google drive blood in the bayou google drive

my irl friends have become tired of my ramblings (maybe i can’t tell) so it’s time to shine a light on (most of) my beloved moots.

@yum3mite - ena!! one of the first tumblrs i found getting into JRWI, and probably the biggest motive for me to listen to bitb. tons of cool reblogs and liveblogs (reading the riptide liveblogs as i caught up was the best). overall great time

@saltedcaramelchaos - a tumblr with a perfect blend of most of my biggest interests (JRWI, TMA, the mechanisms) the pd x tma fic is currently my main motivator for finishing pd, and i’m constantly thinking of the jrwi mechs au (i have art ideas)

@piratestent - an amazing ao3 writer (how i initially found them) whose fics are filled with pain (in the best way) also they’re running the hottest jrwi character bracket which is the thing ever!!

@flesh-eating-squeegee - i genuinely have no memory how i found this tumblr, but im glad i did because the reblogs are always peak, and the new posts are even better. 10/10 tumblr creature

@chirphq - the most beautifully insane jrwi account i have found. the vibes are always immaculate, the angst is always sad, and i especially have fallen in love with the jrwi fake quotes

@pheasant-lvr - another account that blends my loves (jrwi and starkid this time). i’m always excited to see his posts on my dash, and i’m slowly more convinced to listen to the suckening every time i see the account name

all i currently have motivation to write, will be back to finish the compliment list for my other lovely moots soon (also sorry for the @ anyone mentioned here)