~Marrow Made A Wife Of Eve, But No One Gave Up A Rib For Me And Mine~

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say

"Hey Kian Sexbag and RolanRand, you guys eat a lot of shrooms and play dnd together. Are you gay?"

Pff I have to laugh

wonderlust 17 is coming…

i need to stop listening to the mechanisms while doing things cause it makes me think (a very dangerous thing)

but i started thinking about the bifrost incident in @saltedcaramelchaos ‘s jrwi x mechs au, and i know wonderlust was maybe assigned udad, but may i humbly suggest…

The Wonder(lust) Incident

Blink as Lyf, that Lion Church Guy as Odin, Ripley as Loki, Troy as Thor, and W.D. as Sigyn, with bonus Lint or Randy as Baldr and Runt as Fenrir

(role explanations under the cut)

Blink: Gives off the necessary tired but also existential dread vibes needed

Aldric (lion guy): seems composed at the beginning, kinda falls apart, obsessed with crazy world stuff, determined to succeed in said crazy world stuff

Ripley: smart woman who wants to do good, actively captured for her knowledge by Aldric

Troy: angriest dude of the bunch, most likely to murder a guy (also ripley accidentally murdering randy or lint would be kinda funny)

W.D.: ripley’s lovely wife who wanted to stand up against oppression (future thinkers/asgardians) also bonus runt as fenrir cause i love the girl scouts

additional judgement! mechs! it would a logical sense for imprisoned mechs to be buck, mel and jaguar, but character wise paeon gives very ivy vibes

also it literally doesn’t matter but my brain is thinking of carpet as kvasir (give him the trauma he was named for)

please come talk to me. i promise i very rarely bite

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kitties on the bed

i finished finals!!

now onwards, to animate!

watched pearl’s wild life episode and got inspired

i’m very happy with how tiny pearl turned out, but still need some work on my wolves

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

i think the music choice on the post is also interesting

i feel so faint right now