The Worst Part About Having A Fantroll Rp Blog (and Playing Around In The Asks Of Homestuck Rp Blogs)

#same #especially the part where I get money

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I was at Planet Fitness with my mother and I decide to hit the griddy towards her when she comes out of the bathroom. After I do that, she asks me what I was doing, and with a mouthful of caramel creams I say "griddy", and someone walks by and says "That was a pretty good griddy."

@ the F key on my keyboard

i hate the subtle gaslighting of malfunctioning tech like did i press that key twice? (your keyboard is dying) is my vision getting worse? (your color profiles were set up incorrectly) why have i been misclicking so much? (your mouse sensor is dirty. you imbecile)

welp i guess we have to feed this gigantic device that kills people for ever

she probably calls him her poor little meow meow all the time

I'm not like other girls, I watch shotgun asmr