Terry From Brooklyn 99 Drinks Respect Women Juice

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

Don't be ashamed of your thigh .

Atleast it's not popping drunk babies out of it.

“Jason is a natural born leader.” I’m calling bullshit. Jason knows how to lead bc the people of Camp Jupiter raised him for it. He makes it explicit in his pov that it wasn’t something he had wanted, it was just a path he was stuck it. Caring about people doesn’t make him a leader, it makes him someone who wanted to do something good. Same with Annabeth, she wanted to be a leader, so she made herself one, and when you read her pov it doesn’t even seem like she likes it that much. Do you know who the natural born leaders are? Reyna and Percy. Everything at Camp Jupiter was working against Reyna, but she proved herself over and over and became praetor. From what we see of her in HOO it is clear though while her job is difficult, it is also something she cares deeply about, and wouldn’t give up. Percy never wanted to be a leader, and though it was expected of him no one at chb taught him what to do, he was just good at it, even when he didn’t want to be. He lead the entire Battle of Manhattan by himself, even Annabeth took orders from him. 

𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀: *has a literal hellhound to guard the underworld*

𝗔𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀: *when he sees Cerberus* CUTIE ALERT 🚨 stop 🤚 right there young pupper‼️‼️where's my little cuppy cake 🍰 cuddle train 🚂 go choo choo 💨 next stop ⛔ you 💕 whose my sweet little baby boy 😘😘 you ‼️‼️ yes you are 💗💗

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

tenderness is in the hands ― Carolyn Forché, L’Avventura (1960), Ocean Vuong, The White Ribbon (2009), Hart Crane, Gelatin Silver, Love (2009), Ingeborg Bachmann, Les amants du Pont-Neuf (1991), Sylvia Plath, Psycho (1960), Rod McKuen (stills by @forhandsthatsuffer)

Percy in the PJO series trailer: “Look, I didn’t want to be a half blood.”

Percy Jackson Fandom:

memes to commemorate iconic moments in pjo history

“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial

Harry doesn’t hear from Ron all summer: My friends hate me. I have no friends. I am alone in this world.

Ron doesn’t hear from Harry all summer: Welp, guess I better steal a car and go find out what the fuck’s going on.