I'm A Graphic Designer (much To My Own Chagrin).

I'm a graphic designer (much to my own chagrin).

WHY

In GOD'S HO-FricKING-LY CREATION

Is NO ONE TALKING

abOuT

REFERENCING

I've been a graphic designer for four-ish years. And I have plenty of social media. Tiktok, Youtube, Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram (kinda).

Yes, I know rendering is hard. Rendering, for beginning artists and designers, is a *insert creative expletives here* of a skill to learn. It's hard. I know.

But refeRENCING. REFERENCING. I SCOUR PINTEREST AND GOOGLE AND FRACKING REFERENCE SITES AND I CANT FIND THE ONE. THE ONE THING. THE ONE THING I NEED.

and it's not even a pose. Those are even harder. I'm talking about a picture of a bee. Just a bee. A bee in flight. Not that hard, right?

THINK AGAIN! IT'S-IT'S A NIGHTMARE! I NEED A REALISTIC- NO, NOT BUGS BUNNY!- A REALISTIC- that's a carTOOOOON- A REALISTIC BEE- that's an abomination get it away- A REALISTIC, HELL, JUST A PICTURE OF A BEE IN FLIGHT.

It shows me everything but the kitchen si- nope, never mind, there it is. Everything except a FLIPPING BEE PICTURE.

And when I do find what I need, it's rarely a transparent png, so I have to manually cut it out of its background and transform it to the right angles and distortions, and then I'll extract the "line drawing" and it just makes it black and white!

REFERENCING IS A NIGHTMARE.

Being a graphic designer was my childhood dream, everyone. But now that I'm getting paid? I hate it. I hate my dream job, people.

This is why I've taken up crochet and Garageband again, people.

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okay random question bc i saw u in stayblr and I LOVE UR PFP SM

where did u get it 😭😭

Pinterest lol

I’m eventually going to switch it to one of my own drawings, but I’m lazy and haven’t drawn it yet

the problems we have as young adults trying to function semi-normally lol


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What the sheep, dude?

the frick frack tic tak snikity snak did u just call me?

listen here, ya boul o’ frƤcken brƤn flaeks

don’t make me deep fry your buckookum

I will make you into a 0.25Ā¢ vending machine snack

no one needed you, Cinderellas 2 and 3. No one likes you, The Little Mermaid 2.

You, my vertically challenged anserine, are pistachio ice cream.

and for my fellow queers?

THE FUCK IS UP, FAGS?

(with the utmost respect)


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Wrynn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Wrynn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Tony: This is a fourteen-year-old, by the way. Wrynn: THAT'S ONE HUNDRED FORTY. GET IT RIGHT.

Loki: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Wrynn: Yes, yes, Tony. Actually… Wrynn, leading the Avengers to a parking lot: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! Thor: Is this some sort of veiled threat? Loki, extremely proud: No, just a clever way of telling one Tony Stark that she doesn't care.

Loki: transforms to look like Wrynn Wrynn: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Loki: Wrynn, I love you, but that's just insulting.

Bruce: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor. Wrynn: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.


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The link is here! ā¤µļø

Harry Potter Headcanon Makers • Community on Tumblr
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People Who Make Harry Potter Headcanons

If you'd like to join, please make a request! I review all requests personally.

Hi

It's me

Who here would join a community of people who make Harry Potter headcanons? That's literally all we'd do.

I ask this because I'm writing a fanfiction that is going to be a re-write of the books, but from the viewpoint of side characters; and I want people to give me ideas for things to add for worldbuilding stuff.

I love using hcs in my work, but I'm dumb and am bad at making them myself.

(If this does end up happening, I will credit every single person in the community in the fic ā™”)

TL;DR, I'm looking for Harry Potter geeks and writers to start a Harry Potter headcanon community with.


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NO DONT DO THIS TO ME

Can I pick one to not? ā€˜Cause I don’t like Zayne. Not my type.

Important Question: You Can Only Choose One. Who Are You Picking? 🫠
Important Question: You Can Only Choose One. Who Are You Picking? 🫠
Important Question: You Can Only Choose One. Who Are You Picking? 🫠
Important Question: You Can Only Choose One. Who Are You Picking? 🫠

Important Question: You can only choose one. Who are you picking? 🫠

Callback ping

it's snowing!!!!!!!!

Love and deepspace need to have male mc option

the gays/trans dudes don’t really wanna have to play a girl

EQUALITY

*puts on big girl pants* WE NEED TO ADDRESS SOMETHING

ZHONGLI AND XIAO ARE NOT FATHER AND SON.

🚨🚨I REPEAT, ZHONGLI AND XIAO ARE NOT FATHER AND SON.🚨🚨

In the lore, Zhongli refers to Xiao as the ā€˜young adeptus of Guili Plains’, and Xiao refers to Zhongli as ā€˜My lord’. Nowhere does either Zhongli or Xiao mention ANY familial relationship. You may headcanon as you wish, though.

The reason I am such a devout Zhongxiao shipper is because of The Zhongxiao Alliance by Yellow_Canna on Ao3 and Tumblr. It has a beautiful depiction of how Morax saved Alatus from his previous master and renamed him Xiao.

FAIR WARNING: Contains smut and mpreg/eggpreg.

Anywayyyyyyy, that’s my rant about people being disrespectful in the comments of artists. This is the internet. If you don’t want to see something, swipe away. Don’t be a jerk because someone ā€œviolated your headcanonā€. Be a decent human being.

Thank you, lovely Tumblr people. Shroomie OUT!


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Explaining my music taste because I'm bored

my music taste is known as "wtf is this''. Here's a list of my favorite songs by my favorite songs.

Bring Me The Horizon

1x1 (feat. Nova Twins)

in the dark

Drown

Die4u

YOUtopia (EarthcOre remix)

And The Snakes Start To Sing

Kool-Aid

Stray Kids

Red Lights

Mixtape: OH

Cover Me

Chk Chk Boom

Slump

Voices

Easy

Come Play

And then other bands and songs I like

Sleep Token

Atlantic

Ascensionism

MARINA

Bubblegum Bitch

Seventeen

The Crane Wives

The Moon Will Sing

Never Love an Anchor

and etc. My Spotify is @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer if you wanna take a look


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My mom is wearing a denim jacket and jeans

my mom has ascended to Peak White Mom

ā€œBee, you can’t dress up just a bit more? Just a full angsty outfit? Leaning into it?ā€

I know I’m edgy leave me alone


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