That Asexual Thing Sounds GREAT. I'm Pretty Sure Sex Isn't Real Anyways

A short list of things that made me cackle on a shopping list I had to turn in to my Econ teacher:

Carrots | the whole bag

Egg? Dozen

(that one made me cry, I need to sleep)

My friend misread 5? as 57 and thought I was going to buy 57 potatoes.

RICE

hell yeah ramen

Bred

Beanz

NO IM LACTOSE INTOLERENT as a header for the dairy section, followed by almond milk

Stew meet

Frozen peaches | idk they're like 2 dollars

I was yelling at Stater Bros at 10 pm for not having farfalle and getting irrationally mad at the thought of smooth penne.

I need peas... and corn

That doc was a whole mess, I can't believe I turned it in.

The Sun rises over Earth in a postcard illustrated by Soviet cosmonaut Alexei Leonov, recalling the 1965 mission when he became the first human to walk in space.

25 years of ads peeled away

"Why do you want to be a boy when you're such a pretty girl?" Why do you want to play another game when you already beat the last one? You fucking casual

I love you compact disc

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

imagine getting jumped by crosby stills nash and young and you hear one of them yell "take his ass to the town in north ontario"

sunrise on lake erie, 22/06/2024