I’ve Come To A Realization.

beautiful bedrooms in ikea's 1996 catalogue

dni: harry truman, doris day, red china, johnnie ray, south pacific, walter winchell, joe dimaggio, joe mccarthy, richard nixon, studebaker, television, north korea, south korea, marilyn monroe, rosenbergs, h-bomb, sugar ray, panmunjom, brando, “the king and i” and “the catcher in the rye”, eisenhower, vaccine, england’s got a new queen, marciano, liberace, santayana, goodbye, joseph stalin, malenkov, nasser and prokofiev, rockefeller, campanella, communist blog, roy cohn, juan peron, toscanini, dacro, dien bien phu falls, “rock around the clock”, einstein, james dean, brooklyn’s got a winning team, davy crockett, peter pan, elvis presley, disneyland, bardot, budapest, alabama, krushchev, princess grace, peyton place, trouble in the suez, little rock, pasternak, mickey mantle, kerouac, sputnik, chou en-lai, “bridge on the river kwai”, lebanon, charles de gaulle, california baseball, starkweather homicide, children of thalidomide, buddy holly, ben hur, space monkey, mafia, hula hoops, castro, edsel is a no-go, u2, syngman rhee, payola and kennedy, chubby checker, psycho, belgians in the congo, hemingway, eichmann, “stranger in a strange land”, dylan, berlin, bay of pigs invasion, “lawrence of arabia”, british beatlemania, ole miss, john glenn, liston beats patterson, pope paul, malcolm x, british politician sex, jfk, birth control, ho chi minh, richard nixon back again, moonshot, woodstock, watergate, punk rock, begin, reagan, palestine, terror on the airlane, ayatollah’s in iran, russian in afghanistan, “wheel of fortune”, sally ride, heavy metal suicide, foreign debts, homeless vets, aids, crack, bernie goetz, hypodermics on the shore, china’s under martial law, rock and roller, cola wars, and finally: if you didn’t start the fire

Happy weed day y’all

Highlights from last night's 1 AM jackbox game:

(in a comic about bird watchers) "how can you tell it's a __?" " The fear in its eyes."

"what's another use for a melon baller?" "Eyeballs."

"What's a way to react to being pulled over by a cop in a small town?" "DAD?!"

In Trivia Murder Party, I was the only one who knew where the 2010 Winter Olympics were held (it's Vancouver) and the only answer I gave when my friends wondered why I knew that was "I'm Canadian."

A t-shirt with the caption "It's one of those Kaiju lookin motherfuckers." paired with a poorly drawn face.

A gingerbread man labelled "Nepotism"

A buff Toad from Mario labelled "Dad"

I don't remember what the picture was but the caption was "Hubris"

It might have been a badly drawn squidward

Another one was labelled "Noot-Nooy"

"Deoe for president 2020"

Someone literally drew Nyan cat

"Hey Tod? What the fuck."

A poorly drawn gun labeled "Gun"

I just have to tell you guys: as a Canadian, the Deadpool line "KEEP MY COUNTRY'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" absolutely SLEW in our theatre. People were shrieking and jumping out of their seats. 10/10 best filmgoing experience since Endgame.

I can only imagine how Saskatoon theatres reacted to the line about Truthful Timmy, lmao.

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"